: Melinda Kitty loveslashangst Characters
: Captain Jack Harkness, Captain John Hart, Ianto JonesRated
: oh, so Adult for slash, bisexuality, mature content, language, violence, and lots and lots of sex (multiple pairings/groupings)Disclaimer
: I don't own 'em, 'cause if I did there would be no doubt who Jack came back for, Gwen would stick with the man who loves her, we'd have regular doses of Unexpected!John, and everyone would cheer the f*** up and stop being so angsty.Spoilers
: AU. If you haven't seen the first two series of Torchwood, you WILL be spoilered. I like to mess with canon, especially when it pisses me off. The PROLOGUE takes place right after "Countrycide" in series 1. The rest of the story, from Chapter 1 on, takes place about three weeks after "Exit Wounds", the end of Series 2.Summary
: Torchwood OT3 ZOMG! Jack/John/Ianto. The Rift is active, the Weevils are acting weird, and Captain John Hart is back in town. Let the crack-tastic smut ensue. I think there's a happily ever after in here somewhere, but until then, enjoy the insanity.
When I wrote this, I hadn't planned on Ianto/John having this kind of chemistry this quickly, but you know what they say about when the cat's away... GRIN. Let the games begin!
And yes, my betas are the best in the world. It's a fact.
"It's the wrong time
And the wrong place
Though your face is charming
It's the wrong face
"It's not his face
But such a charming face,
That it's all right with me."
(In which Ianto makes the first overture and John makes the first move.)CHAPTER 5: The Stolen Sword