Rating: Mish I guess
Spoilers: None, well, crack and very silly.
Disclaimer: Much to my dismay, they are not my own. They belong to the lovely BBC and RTD. Not made for profit, though, you can bribe me for more with anything Torchwood; including icons, pics and a pocket-sized Ianto.
Summary: Just a silly little one-shot, Ianto seems distracted.
A/N: un-beta-ness. I haven't written in so incredibly long and I've been off uni, so excuse my poor english skills :P
Thought of this fic while I was angrily waiting for delivery men.
Fic can be found here