Title: Great Balls Afire
Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Gwen/Rhys, Andy/football
Rating: PG-13 for language
Summary: A story containing the flu, balls, thievery, pastries, football, alien artefacts, elbows to the ribs and puppy eyes. And a chainsaw.
A/N: Written for blue_fjords for the twsecretsanta exchange. (Lots of fic there... check it out!) Beta thanks go to copperbadge .
"You've made a necklace from paperclips. You're bored without your boyfriend here. Just admit-"