I come bringing smut (for a price)!
There's a charity auction over the help_haiti , and a huge number of people are offering fics, arts, and assorted other goods/services in return for donations to charitable organisations.
Go and check out the comm, and make a bid on one of the many, many offers!
(my offer is here)
(modly types, if this post isn't allowed, please accept my humble apologies and delete it)