Cream Crackered 1/1

Title: Cream Crackered
Author: Rootesie
Rating: ? Probably PG-13, as it's all dialogue, but much is implied.
Word Count: 520
Pairings: Jack/Ianto
Warnings/Enticements: Just general smutty silliness.
Genre: Smutty humour
Summary: Jack wants to play a game, but this time he aims to lose.