Rating: PG-13 (just some innuendo at the end...)
Pairing: Mostly gen, with light Jack/Ianto
Summary: "Are we really going to chase down alien flamingos? Really?"
Author's Notes: (Anti-ish-)Valentine's Day fic. Beware the crack.
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Cross-posted to torch_wood and torchwood_fic. Apologies to those getting this multiple times!