Characters/Pairings: Jack/Ianto, Gwen, OCs
Rating: R (mostly for language)
Warnings: mpreg, domesticity, rampant ooc behavior, Jack bashing, implied tentacles - Nothing squicky, I swear, but reading the warnings gives away the story.
Spoilers: CoE – sort of
Word count: 3900
Disclaimers: I don't own Torchwood or any of the characters. If I did, I'd take better care of them.
Summary: Jack messes with the order of things again, and consequently there is an awful lot of running - at least till Ianto stops and demands an explanation.
Beta: The fabulously naughty Rootesie, without whom I’d be strangled by my own errant grammar. Naturally, I kept tinkering. All mistakes are mine.
Notes: This story popped into my head almost fully formed. Immediately I knew it was not something I could write with a straight face, so naturally I assumed it would be a crack!fic. It turned out a little different, but it’s still a very silly story.