Rating: R. Did I mention that Jack Harkness is in this fic?Genre: CRACKCharacters/Pairings: Team, Jack/Ianto, OC, the 10th Doctor, John Hart eventually
Warnings: OOC, OC, one sided OC pairing, fake science, Owen, Jack.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, except the really, really awesome OC Amber Luna Starfire Moonbeam, her home planet and alien race. She's so cool and pretty.
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