Authors: rootesie sunwee nos_tylluan t_mystery01 chironsgirl
Word Count: ~33,000 (divided into 7 chapters, each approx 4,500 – 5,000 words)
Pairings: Jack/Ianto, others will be listed in specific chapters.
Warnings: May contain purple prose, excruciating euphemisms and dreadful dialogue. If it doesn't make you cringe or laugh then we haven't done our jobs properly. The authors will not be held responsible for any injuries sustained by readers falling off chairs or choking on food and drink! For the rest of the warnings for this chapter, highlight to see: bestiality, non-con, mpreg, minor character bashing, temporary loss of body parts
Genre: bad!fic, crack!fic, smut.
Summary: Ianto is sexually irresistible; it's something Jack's always known, but now everybody else seems to as well. However will they make it past the lust-crazed shoppers of Cardiff and back to the relative safety of the Hub, without Jack giving in to the urge to shag him senseless?
Authors' Note: This piece of filth is a follow up to the stinkingly awful bad!fic porn challenges, Bad to the Boner! and Rub in the Hub, and takes place later that day.
Previous chapters: One, Two, Three
Cross posted to: jack_in_cuffs jackxianto jantolution torchwood_fic torchwoodslash