Author: Blackbird Song
Rating: PG (swearing)
Pairing/characters: Jack/Ianto; team.
Warning: Possibly triggering for emetophobes.
Summary: Gwen discovers a hitherto undisclosed job requirement at Torchwood.
Author's Notes: Written as part of the schmoop_bingo challenge, specifically to fill the "baby-feeding" square on my bingo card. This is about as schmoopy as I can make something involving Torchwood and baby-feeding, which is why I'm posting it when nobody will be reading. Oh, and I've probably taken liberties with a part or two of the anatomy of the Hub. You've been warned! Many thanks to my husband for the beta.