Word Count: 1041
Characters: Torchwood team, a Star Wars character
Disclaimer: This is written purely for the enjoyment of Torchwood fans. No money is being made.
Theme: Crack, humour
Warning: Strong mocking of certain BBC writers
Summary: At the end of the audio novel 'In the Shadows' Jack gives Gwen a holiday-for-two to Paris so that she and Rhys can enjoy themselves. But what about the other team members?
Author's Notes: The last bit in 'In the Shadows' annoyed me, so I re-wrote it slightly.
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