Crack!Pairings: Capt. Jack H./Daniel Jackson, Col. Jack O./Ianto Jones, Teal'c/OC, Owen Harper/Anise
Final Pairings: Capt. Jack H./Ianto Jones, Col. Jack O./Samantha Carter
Warnings: Spoilers for TW season 1 and SG-1 through season 4. Also massive amounts of crack.
Summary: Simultaneous accidents bring Torchwood and SG-1 together, but their attempts to fix the problem brings them together in ways they never expected.
AN: Sorry for posting late! My school year is starting and things are getting hectic. I’ll try to keep to posting every Wednesday, but hopefully no one cares enough to be mad. =) If you missed Chapter 1, you can read it here.
In an attempt to keep his sanity, General Hammond had done the only thing that seemed viable.