TITLE: EXOTIC DRINKS
SUMMARY: The team has to learn a new way to drink an exotic cocktail
CHARACTERS: The team Jack, Ianto,Tohs, Owen, Gwen and also Martha, Mickey and Rhys.
DISCLAIMER: They don't belong to me, I just like to write about them. I'm not making money with this story.
Martha and Mickey have returned from their honeymoon and were visiting Jack and the others in Cardiff.
At night, everybody was in the mood for drinks, so they decided to go to this new latin place, Rio 7.
Owen: I have heard very good reviews about the place.
Rhys: Yes, they said it has very exotic drinks and cocktails.
Jack: So, lets get drunk!!!
Ianto: You don´t drink.
Jack: Well, maybe if I find something very exotic I should try.
They entered the bar and were greeted by a young man. Buenas noches, how many of you???
Toshiko: Hello, we are eigth, a table under the name of Harkness please???
The young man took them to their table, Your waitress will be Gloria. Hi!!! said a cute girl with black long hair. Have your menus, take your time, I'll be back in a few minutes.
Gwen: Thank you, Gloria.
Owen: Wow, there are a lot of drinks an cocktails.
Toshiko: With very funny names, in Spanish, most of them.
Martha: I'll have a piña colada, I tasted before and it's great.
Mickey: I don´t like strange things, I'll have a beer.
Rhys: Me too.
Jack: Oh, don´t be cowards, we need to explore new horizons.
Toshiko: Saltamontes, I think that's grasshopper in English.
Gwen: Mamadita, what's that???
Jack: Don't know.
Gloria arrived at that time.
Gloria: Are you ready???
Gwen: What's a mamadita?
Gloria laughed and blushed.
Gloria: It´s means a blow job in English.
Jack: A what???
Gloria: Our bartender is from Costa Rica, it's a cocktail they have there, it has coffee liqueur and other mixes.
Jack: Coffe???, hey, Ianto, you should try that.
Gloria: It has a particular way to drink it, you can't use your hands to drink it, just your mouth.
Gloria: You have to see it to understand.
Jack: It sounds very interesting, shall we try???
Mickey: Never in my life.
Rhys: Don't count on me.
Owen: I'll pass.
Jack: Gloria, five mamaditas, for the three ladies here, this handsome young man at my side and one for me.
Ianto: Jack, I...
Gloria giggled again.
Owen: And three beers, please.
Ianto: Why are you doing this??? I don't want that cocktail
Jack: Don't you want a blow job??? You never refuse a blow job.
Rhys: Oi, Jack. Nobody here wants to hear that.
Mickey: Yes, keep your things for yourselves.
The girls were laughing.
Gloria: Here are your drinks.
Gwen: Wow, it looks like a dessert.
Everyone looked at the little glass, filled wiht an amber liquid and with a very big topping, a very creamy topping.
Martha:How as we supposed to drink up this???.
Gloria: Without your hands, you have to figured it out. And you can not let a drop felt on the table.
Jack: Ok, who's go first???
Gwen: I'll try.
Gwen tried to lick the side of the cream and then, plaff, it felt to the table.
Gwen: oh rubbish!!!
Everybody was laughing. From other tables people started to pay atention to the group.
Martha: My turn.
Martha licked the top of the cream, she was licking and licking...
Mickey: Well done, love.
Martha could not keep from laughing and spit the cream on the table. They were laughing loudley at that time.
Toshiko: I don't want to do it, it makes me nervous.
Jack: Ok, then I'll do it.
Jack tried to take the cream with his mouth, on the first bite achieve he did it, but when he began to suck the remaining cream, it ran down the glass, coming to the table.
Jack: Shit!!! Ok, Tosh, are you going to try or we let Ianto???
Tosh: I won't do it.
Ianto: Me neither.
Jack: Oh please, Yan, it'll be fun, do it, please for me.
Jack put his puppy eyes to Ianto.
Ianto: Oh goddess.
Ianto blushes, his nose was shining, he looked like a Christmas card, an inocent and wide open Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. He looked at Gloria.
Ianto: Without hands???
Gloria: Just with your mouth.
Ianto looked at his cocktail, studying it, suddenly stood up, approached the chair to the table and put a knee on it. He put his hands on the table and his head directly on the glass. At that moment, all the people were quiet, expecting on what's going to happen. He lower his head over the glass and began to lick the top of the cream, rounding his tongue, slowly, taking his time, on his own pace. Licking slowly, having all the cream, not leaving a drop to fall.
Jack was following his movements, his mouth was drooling, Ianto looked so sexy licking the cream. Mickey and Rhys were looking at the floor, felling unconfortable. Owen felt a chill, bloody teaboy, he looks hot doing that thing. Gwen was making her better blowfish face and Tosh and Martha were gaped.
Ianto continued licking the cream, next the borders of the glass, his tonge moving smoothly, it was like he was performing in slow motion. Ianto began to think on Jack, the expression of his face saw him doing this, it was kind of erotic, but he has to concentrate. He introduced his tonge on the glass, licking the interior of it, like a kitten. Jack was ecstatic, he began to fell a little horny at that moment, oh, Ianto looked magnificent.
Then Ianto took the glass with his mouth, his lips pressed firmly against it, sat over the leg on the chair, throwing his head back slowlly swallowing the liquid, not droping a single drop until he finished. Lowering his head again, put the empty glass on the table. People applauded him.
Martha: Now I understood the name.
Gloria: Gongratulations!!! It was amazing. Have you done that before???
Ianto looked at her, turn to look at Jack and then back to her and confessed: Never with a cocktail.
And nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it half as good as you
Darling, you're the best
Baby, you're the best
Baby, you're the best"