Crack!Pairings: Capt. Jack H./Daniel Jackson, Col. Jack O./Ianto Jones, Teal'c/OC, Owen Harper/Anise
Final Pairings: Capt. Jack H./Ianto Jones, Col. Jack O./Samantha Carter
Warnings: Spoilers for TW season 1 and SG-1 through season 4. Also massive amounts of crack.
Summary: Simultaneous accidents bring Torchwood and SG-1 together, but their attempts to fix the problem brings them together in ways they never expected.
AN: I’m just gonna start posting on Thursdays ‘cause my Wednesdays are just too busy now that school has started up. Today’s post, however, is on a Friday because I couldn’t get LJ to cooperate and decided that if I tried again later it would probably work. If you missed Chapter 1, you can read it here.
Ianto was idly observing, well, everything as the other Jack (not his Jack) was rambling about the virtues of cake.