Crack!Pairings: Capt. Jack H./Daniel Jackson, Col. Jack O./Ianto Jones, Teal'c/OC, Owen Harper/Anise
Final Pairings: Capt. Jack H./Ianto Jones, Col. Jack O./Samantha Carter
Warnings: Spoilers for TW season 1 and SG-1 through season 4. Also massive amounts of crack.
Summary: Simultaneous accidents bring Torchwood and SG-1 together, but their attempts to fix the problem brings them together in ways they never expected.
AN: Plot? What plot? I swear we acknowledge we have one next chapter. If you missed Chapter 1, you can read it here.
After a hard hour of hopscotching, the other Jack and John (Sheppard, not Hart), were also hot and sweaty.