Schmoop: Scratch First, Itch Later (a Zen proverb)
Characters: Ianto/Jack, Gwen/Owen
Disclaimer: Not mine; Aunty B's and RTD's
Summary: No one listens to Jack's warnings. Including Jack.
This story is dedicated to agent_girlsname. All
blame credit goes to her. I got one of the main ideas for this story from her brilliant story Bubble Bath and Massage Oils:
Also, some more Welsh swearing with translations at the end. They come directly from a list I found on the Interwebs. Seriously.Story here: http://aviv-b.livejournal.com/73141.html