Word Count: 1420
Genre: Christmas crack!fic
Summary: A Rift alert drops something a tad different in Cardiff
Warnings: If you like your Christmas trappings untainted, this might not be for you
Disclaimer: All characters belong to the BBC and RTD
Note: This is the result of a comment made (by me) after migraine meds and a glass of wine. In my defense, I was tired as well and the original comment made (I wrote beat off instead of beat back) was truly meant to be innocent, honest! This didn’t end up as porny as I thought, but it is definitely cracky.
Beating the Tree