Characters/Pairings: Ianto, Owen, Gwen, Tosh; Jack/Ianto, implied childish Ianto/Owen and Gwen/Tosh
Word Count: ~1500
Spoilers: Takes place post End of Days
Warning: Language. Kissing. Lots of drinking. Smoking!Ianto. Poor attempt at humor. Also, crack. Lots of crack. Some angst, too.
Disclaimer: I do not own Torchwood. I do not make money off of Torchwood. In fact, it seems as though Torchwood owns and makes money off of ME. This is for entertainment purposes only.
(The repetitious blues beat pulsed over the persistent murmur of combined voices)