Title: STUCK ON YOU
Characters: Jack-Ianto, Tosh-Owen, Gwen.
Summary: Owen and Ianto have time to know each other a little better.
Rated: PG 14
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, the characters, music, anything, I just like to write about it. I like to write because I love to dream. I’m not making money whith this fic.
STUCK ON YOU
"Don’t move, Teaboy, let it come out and we get it" whispered Owen. "Jack and the girls are blocking the way out, there’s no way to escape." The two of them were hiding behind some boxes in a warehouse where a jexygluex was stealing materials. The alien looked like a giant mantis, it came out, Owen and Ianto jumped on it with a net, managed to catch it, but the creature turned and spat them, throwing them to the floor, where they fell side by side. Jack, Gwen and Tosh came at that time. Jack shot a tranquilizer dart and the alien fell asleep. Tosh was concerned "You guys okay???” Owen and Ianto tried to get off the ground, they soon realized that their shirts and coats had disintegrated and they were attached to each other. Owen's right arm was stuck to Ianto's left from shoulder to elbow. "Fuck" cried Owen. "What happened to our clothes?? And why am I stuck on you???" The girls were bewildered and Jack could not help but smile. "Jexygluexs are creatures who use their saliva to paralyze their victims, softening and then eat them. Luckily for you, your clothes prevent you from burning your skin, butEscucharLeer fonéticamente, guys, I'm afraid you're going to have to spend a couple of days together, you’re stuck to each other.” Owen and Ianto cried “What???” The girls giggled. Jack continued "The saliva of this thing is like crazy glue." Owen began to curse, Ianto looked to mourn. Jack said at last "Back to the hub, you need a shower to remove the remnants of saliva."
"I’ll not bathe if Jack is watching me." said Owen. Jack smiled, "I don’t want you to bathe alone with Yan." Owen growled "I don’t like the idea of bathing with Teaboy. Don’t you worry, I’m not fucking your sweetie." Ianto protested "Oi." Jack smiled again "Well, I leave you alone. Behave." It was hard for Owen and Ianto bathing, but eventually they succeeded. They put on their underwear and pants, they fought when putting on socks and shoes, but the problem was how to put on the shirts. They went to the boardroom where the others were waiting. Gwen hissed "Wow, guys, is it fashionable going shirtless??" Owen was very upset "It’s not funny. We can’t wear shirts." Ianto said "It's cold." Jack came up behind him and hugged him "Let me warm you." Owen protested "Oh no, Harkness, please." Jack looked at him "Why?? Do you want me to warm you too??" Owen stepped back, pulling Ianto "You don’t dare." The girls were laughing. Tosh intervened "Jack, the boys have to wear something. I’m going to look for some sheets for them to use."
The girls helped them roll in the sheets. Ianto was feeling very depressed "I look awful." Owen snorted “Shit!!!” Jack looked at them carefully "You look like Romulus and Remus." Gwen asked "Who???" Tosh was the one who answered "The twins who founded ancient Rome." Jack, Gwen and Tosh laughed. Ianto was frowning. Owen pulled him "I'm going to work, I have to complete an autopsy before I go to my flat." Ianto said "I have to prepare coffee and to feed Janet and Myfanwy." Owen dragged him "I don’t care. My autopsy can’t wait." Owen went to work in a stinking, decomposing cadaver. Ianto’s face turned green. "Don’t you dare to puke, Teaboy." Ianto felt he was going to be sick "That's very unpleasant." Owen growled "I'm sorry, but I need to finish this body today."
Owen finally ended his autopsy. The two went up, Owen said "I go to my flat. I'm very tired." Ianto turned to him "I want to go to my flat." Owen continued to discuss "I said it first." Jack spoke "Kids, don’t fight, I'll throw a coin to see where you are going to spend the night." "Head" said Owen, "Tails" Ianto said. Jack tossed the coin "Head, Owen won."
Ianto sighed "I need a coat." Tosh said "I will bring you some blankets. I wish we had some ponchos." Gwen asked "Some what???" Tosh laughed "Ponchos. People use them in South America, they are made of wool." "Mmm" Gwen was left wondering. Jack took them to Owen’s flat. Owen had to promise Jack that he would not put a finger on Ianto five times. Ianto prepared some dinner for the two of them. They dined quietly sitting on the sofa, it was pretty uncomfortable. Finally, after fighting as they brushed their teeth, they went to bed. Ianto spoke "This is the first time I come to your flat and I ended up sleeping in your bed." Owen huffed "Is that you're an easy guy." Ianto looked at him "Not funny." Owen got comfortable and relaxed. ***big fart sound*** “Owen!!!” cried Ianto. “What??? It’s my bed.” ***another big fart sound*** “You’re worst than Jack.” “Ha ha ha, tomorrow I’m going to tease him.” Ianto sighed “Poor Tosh.” "I am very polite with her. Good night, Teaboy." ***another big fart sound***
Owen slept peacefully, Ianto spent a terrible night. Jack went for them and took them to the hub. Ianto said firmly to Owen "I have a lot of work. Yesterday I held a horrible autopsy, today, you'll help me do my job." Owen had no choice but to help Ianto to prepare coffee, cleaning, cooking, feeding Myfanwy, cleaning her nest, to prevent Jack fucking Ianto several times being him in the middle, filing, feeding Janet. When the day ended, Owen was completely exhausted.
That night, Jack's left them in Ianto's flat. After telling Jack that nothing would happen between them, they just went to sleep, that they had no interest in doing a threesome, Jack was gone. Ianto cooked something for dinner.
While dining, Ianto asked him "Did you come before to my flat?" “Once, I even slept here.” Ianto was surprised "When?" Owen felt a little uncomfortable "The year that Jack was gone. Tosh and I were watching you. You spent three days lying on the hub’s sofa waiting for him to come back. The fourth night we dragged you to a pub and drank until burst. We left Tosh and I stayed with you, I didn’t want to leave you alone, you were very sad." Ianto looked thoughtful "Of course, I remember something. Did you take care of me?" Owen nodded "With Tosh." Ianto bit his lower lip "I thought that you don’t care about me." Owen coughed "I do care about you, Teaboy. If I looked upset is because I worry about you, because I know Jack and I would not like that he hurts you. Also, after having spent this day with you, I'm aware that your work on the hub is not easy. I don’t know how you manage to serve all of us, cleaning, cooking, making coffee, filing, feeding the pets, do field work, fucking with Jack when he wants. It's exhausting. And you do all the work without protest." Ianto smiled slightly "I like my work and Jack… is Jack." Owen smiled "I'm not going to change, but I'll try to say thank you more often." Ianto blushed "You don’t change, I like the way you are." They embraced and gave a little kiss on the lips. Owen chuckled "This part better be our secret, do not tell Jack." Ianto agreed. "Owen, can I ask you a favor?" "You tell me." "Don’t fart in my bed." Owen laughed "I can’t promise anything."
The next morning, Jack and Tosh entered in Ianto’s room. Ianto was cuddled in Owen’s chest and Owen was hugging him. Tosh giggled "They are not stuck anymore." Jack nodded and moved the bed "Should we be jealous??" They woke up, Ianto blushed when he realized that Jack was watching him. Owen was delighted to see that they were no longer attached to each other. Jack took off his coat, sat on the bed and hugged and kissed Ianto. Owen got up and went to hug and kiss Tosh.
Tosh and Owen separated to breathe and saw that Jack was between Ianto’s legs and was kissing him passionately. Owen smiled "I think Teaboy is not going to prepare breakfast today." Tosh said "Come home, I will make a good breakfast." Ianto groaned loudly. Tosh giggled "We better go now." Owen nodded, "Ok. I'd rather hear your moans."
Gonna run my fingers thru your long black hair
Squeeze you tighter than a grizzly bear
Yes-sir-ee, uh, uh
I'm gonna stick like glue
Stick, because I'm
Stuck on you