Title: HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY
Characters: Jack-Ianto, Tosh-Owen, Gwen-Rhys, Mickey-Martha, Detective Kathy Swanson, PC Andy Davidson.
Summary: The team is invited to the police Valentine’s party.
Rated: PG 14
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, the characters, music, anything, I just like to write about it. I like to write because I love to dream. I’m not making money whith this fic.
Note: Oh, I couldn’t help it, but… pale, slim, dark hair, looking enigmatic, mysterious smile, who else could he be?
Feliz Dìa de la Amistad!!!
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY
"To your right, Tosh” cried Owen. "We almost caught them all. Andy, there's one in that corner" said Gwen. "They’re lovely" Ianto smiled, looking at the big cage where the luvfflufies were trapped. Luvfluffies were aliens that looked like tiny pandas with iridescent wings, but instead of being black and white, they were pink and red. They were absolutely gorgeous. Detective Swanson meanwhile, was arguing with Jack “Harness, it's amazing the amount of strange things that appear in these days." Jack grinned "Luvfluffies are harmless. They really like to eat sweet things, they were attracted by the smell of chocolate. We’re almost in Valentine's Day and all the candy shops in Cardiff have brought chocolate hearts and candy flowers. It’s so romantic." Detective Swanson snorted "Not when hysterical people call you reporting an invasion of flying pink little bears." Jack laughed "Don’t worry, Kathy, we catched them all." Ianto kept in a cage seven luvfluffies. They were eating chocolates. Andy asked "What will you do with them???" Ianto replied "I could take care of them, they’re cute." Tosh said "I want two, they would be funny pets." Jack turned to them "No, kids, sorry. Luvfluffies are going to come back to their own planet, with a good load of chocolates and candies." Ianto pouted "I would love a pet for Valentine's Day." Jack looked at him "You already have Myfanwy. They have to go home."
Andy went to Gwen "Are you going to our Valentine's party this year." Gwen said "Sure, I'd love to, I'll tell Rhys." Detective Swanson told them "Would you like to come too??? It’s only 15 pounds and the funds we collected will go to help homeless children." Jack agreed, "Sure, we will go." Kathy added, "It’ll be on Saturday 12. The theme is "Weird Couples.” You have to go dressed as odd couples. For example, the Captain and Baby Face could go as the Big Bad Wolf and Little Red Riding Hood." Ianto jumped "Oi." The rest laughed out loud. "Detective Swanson, every day I like you better. Teaboy, you'd be amazing, red looks good on you." Ianto blushed. Gwen said "Count with us, we’ll be there." Tosh added “We have to invite Martha and Mickey, they loved costumes”. Jack agreed “Great idea.”
In the SUV, they were talking excitedly about the costumes. "What would I dress up???" Owen was saying, Ianto interrupted him "A gremlin, you look a lot like them." Tosh giggled "Don’t be mean, Ianto, I'm his partner and I don’t look like a gremlin." Ianto winked "It's true, you're beautiful." Tosh blushed. Jack looked back in the mirror at Owen "Ianto and I could go as Sony and Cher." Owen got scared "Don’t even think you two to sing here again because I could throw myself of the car." Jack and Ianto laughed and Gwen asked "What???" Jack replied "That's another story." Ianto said "I don’t want to go as Cher." Jack pouted "Oh, I wanted to wear a mustache." Ianto stared at him "A mustache ... I have an idea." Jack looked at him "Your ideas scare me, Yan." Ianto returned the look, raised one of his eyebrows and gave him one of his enigmatic smiles, the kind that Jack privately called his “Mona Lisa smile” and said "It will be something you like, I promise. But, I’m going to need the help of my friend the makeup artist and go on a diet." Gwen was very intrigued "What, Ianto, tell us, please.” Ianto shooked his head "No, party night you will know."
The big night arrived. Detective Swanson was waiting for everybody, first arrived Gwen, Rhys, Martha and Mickey. Gwen said “Kathy, you look amazing!!!” She was dressed as Sherlock Holmes "My boyfriend insisted. He said I’m like Sherlock when I’m with a case. He’s Dr. Watson. You look amazing too, especially Rhys." Gwen and Rhys were disguised as Esmeralda and the Hunchback of Notre Dame de Paris. Gwen continued "They’re Martha and Mickey." They went as Christine and the Phantom of the Opera. Kathy smiled "Nice to meet you. You also look very good." Andy was with his girlfriend Trish, they were Peter Pan and Wendy. Gwen laughed, "Hi, guys!!! Andy, the character suits you." Everyone laughed. In this, they looked shocked, Tosh and Owen entered like Alice and the Mad Hatter, Owen was amazing. “Mate, you look awesome." said Rhys. Owen was proud "Tosh's idea, but I have to admit that I love it." Tosh asked “Where are Jack and Ianto???” The others have no idea.
Suddenly, they saw appear Jack and they were amazed. Kathy reacted "I can’t believe it, he’s Gomez Addams. And if he is Gomez, that means that Baby Face is ..." When Jack stepped aside, they all looked a slender figure, dressed in black, with a wonderful waist, arms folded across his chest, long black hair, very fair complexion, beautiful blue-gray eyes with long lashes that had an enigmatic look, one eyebrow raised and wonderful red lips were drewing a mysterious smile. They all cried "Morticia."
"Wow, Teaboy, you look great, like the reincarnation of Morticia." said Owen. Ianto looked at him carefully "You look sensational too, Owen, really." Ianto replied. Martha asked "How did you do???" Ianto smiled slightly "I have a friend who works as a makeup artist for television, she always helps me. I was on a diet and I’m wearing a corset, I can hardly breathe." Jack sighed “A corset??” Ianto rolled up his eyes "You'll have to help me to take it off later." Jack's eyes shone "That will be a pleasure." Mickey spoke "Hey, we don’t have to hear that." Everyone laughed. "Well, to dance and enjoy the party." Kathy ordered.
The party was a success. Very late at night, Jack and Ianto returned to Ianto's flat. Jack took Ianto in his arms and kissed him sweetly "Everyone looked at you tonight, you look very beautiful. I almost felt jealous." Ianto smiled "Your mustache tickles." Jack kissed him again lightly "I like to wear a mustache, I feel like in the 80s." Ianto asked "Jack, please, I need to take off the dress and the corset. I need to breathe normally." Jack hugged Ianto from behind, breathing down in his neck, he slowly unzip the dress, revealing a sexy black corset made of lycra and lace. Jack stared at Ianto astonished "Wow." Ianto giggled "Jack, you're drooling." Jack could say "Is that you look… WOW." Ianto approached to Jack, lifted one of his eyebrows and smiled enigmatically “Mon cher”. Jack jumped "Mio caro." He took his hand and began to kiss it, slowly climbing up to Ianto’s neck, who shuddered at the wonderful sensation that Jack’s kisses produced in his body. Jack finally removed the corset, showing the beauty of Ianto’s body "You’re mine, always be mine. " Ianto looked at him lovingly and nodded "Yours, forever yours. " And the dawn caught them in bed, still making love.
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“They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Addams-Torchwood Family.”
Gremlins’ idea belongs to zazajb, Sony and Cher’s idea belongs to agent_girlsname. Thanks, my dear friends, for being so creative and excellent writers. Luv ya both!!! A. xxx