Title: I'm a Doctor, Not An Alien Zoologist.
Characters/Pairings: Owen (pov) JackxIanto Tosh, Gwen, and you could say there's a little SpockxKirk in there.
Rating: R for language (Owen pov) and one sexual situation, a bit of angst
Summery: Not another Star Trek/Torchwood crossover! Um, yeah, sorry but it is. Not a crossover, really, more of an assumption that they're all nerds. In which Owen regrets something he says, and regrets not saying something.
This is post highly illogical.