Warning: Egregious use of ties, unnecessary nudity (well, Jack liked it!), lots of James Bond references, bondage, silliness, fake angel wings, theft of well-known First Doctor quotes, and the usual crack.
Spoilers: None really
Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood, I would have treated it better
Author's Note: It's been a while since I've written an On-Verse story, and this was one done for the longliveianto Cliche Bingo, Prompt: Kidnappings and Abductions. It's also yet another addition to the Ianto Jones Society story line, begun in On How to Spend New Years Eve and followed up in xrai_namere 's lovely IJS universe and several other of my stories.
Summary: Ianto is kidnapped by a group of naked people in ties just as he was about to ravage Jack on the invisible lift. Who are they, and how dare they interrupt his sexy times with Jack?
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