Author: Who?Muse @ tardisjournal
Summary: The title says it all
Pairings/Characters: Jack, Ianto, Owen, Tosh, Gwen; Jack/Ianto, Owen/Ianto
Rating: Parts I-IV: "R" for language and sexual innuendo (aka "Owen on a normal day"). Part V: "NC-17" for explicit sexual references (aka "Jack and Ianto on a normal day").
Word Count: Parts I-IV: 3,460. Part V: 5,250
Spoilers: References to S1.4--"Cyberwoman", S1.8--"They Keep Killing Suzie"
A/N: Split into two parts to accommodate LiveJournal's length limits
X-posted. My apologies if this is deja-vu all over again.