Title: SHIPPING
Characters: The team.
Summary: Ianto and Tosh have something in common.
Rated: PG 14
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, the characters, ideas, music, songs, films, tales, anything, I just like to write about it. I like to write because I love to dream. I’m not making money whit this fic.
SHIPPING
Tosh and Ianto were very consumed in the computer screen that they didn't notice that Jack, Owen and Gwen entered the hub.
Suddenly, Tosh and Ianto screamed at the same time.
"What happened???" Jack asked.
Owen took his gun "What, what, what???"
Gwen didn't say anything, she was scared.
Tosh and Ianto looked and them and at each other and blushed and laughed.
"Sorry, guys, we're watching "Spartacus Vengeance" and it was the scene where he cut the giant German face." Tosh said.
"Yes, and it's very intense." Ianto added.
"Spartacus" as the gladiator???" Jack was curious.
"Yes, it's an amazing TV series we're watching. It has three seasons so far." Tosh told.
"This is the third season, it's the second time we watch the whole episodes in a row, it's awesome." Ianto was excited.
"Look what your employees do when you're not here, Jack" Owen huffed.
Tosh killed him with a look.
"What's this program about??? Never heard of it." Gwen asked.
"It's the story of Spartacus, the gladiator, but it has violence, blood, sex and nagron." Tosh sighed.
"Nagron, who is it???" Owen frowned.
"It's one of the gay couples of the series, Agron and Nasir, they're called nagron by the fandom." Ianto told.
"Fandom???" Jack looked at him.
"Yes, the fandom is the people who ship something, in this case nagron. There are a lot of them, like klaine for Blaine and Kurt in "Glee"." Tosh explained.
"And britin for Brian and Justin in "Queer As Folk", they're canon couples." Ianto added.
"There are others that are not canon, like johnlock, for "Sherlock" and destiel for "Supernatural", they're not real gay couples on the shows."
Owen laughed "Are you telling us that you like to watch series with gay couples or couples that are not gay but people think they are???"
Tosh and Ianto flushed. Ianto answered "Yes."
Jack was intrigued "I was in the Ancient Rome and I heard about Spartacus and met a lot of gladiators, but I don't remember Agron and Nasir."
Tosh continued "They're fictional characters. The series has historical and fictional characters. But, they're so in love."
"Yes, I love the show because it shows how was the life in those ages, without prejudices or homophobias, a couple of the same sex people was absolutely normal." Ianto sighed.
"Yes, like Achilles and Patroclus." Tosh pointed.
"Or Alexander the Great and Hephastion." Ianto smiled.
"Oh yes, Phai, what a wonderful eyes." Tosh sigh deeply.
"Phai???" Owen looked at her.
Tosh blushed "That's the name he has in fanfiction."
"Fanfiction???" Gwen was wide eyes opened.
"Yes, stories that the people of the fandom write about the gay couples they're shipping..." Ianto told.
Jack laughed "So, when you're here alone, you watch and read about gay couples, what a hobby you have."
Owen couldn't believe it "I don't know who is the worst of the two of you. Come on, Tosh, let's have dinner."
Gwen agreed "I'm going home as well. Rhys is cooking lasagna."
The three of them went.
Jack came closer to Ianto "You know something, I think we can make a good theme for a fandom."
Ianto raised an eyebrow "What do you mean???"
Jack smiled "We are Torchwood, we chase aliens, we have romance, violence and a very gorgeous gay couple."
Ianto rolled his eyes "Oh yes, people would love to write about us."
Jack was convinced "Of course they would. How do they call us??? jato, ianack???"
Ianto said "Janto."
Jack agreed "Janto, I like it."
Ianto added "It's catchy."
Jack embraced him "What do they usually write???"
Ianto got comfortable in Jack arms "Well, as you said, violence, angst, romance, smut..."
Jack smirked archly "Smut... I like that. Can we do smut???"
Ianto licked his lips "Of course, we can. We're canon..."
And they kissed.
***
"Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase the shadows away
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight
Take me through the darkness to the break of the day"