Rating: Soft T
Characters/pairings: Doctor/Jack/Ianto/Tardis
Warnings: Crack and blatant Possession Sue-ing of a few characters. For further warnings, please read the Author's notes.
Wordcount: 1,177 words
Summary: 1. A sequel to A Load of Goat's Testicles. 2. A really biased, barely edited ramble about the logistics of Hawt Tardis Console Sex™, sex-aids that are really good for your serotonin levels and how to deal with 'It’s Complicated’ when you don’t have a Face book (I’m kidding. That’s not in here. Or is it?!).