Pragmatic Villainy vs. Captain Superhero: A Study

Title: Pragmatic Villainy vs. Captain Superhero: A Study
Rating: T

Word count: ~4,000 (complete)
Warnings: Crack. No, really, crack.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters are the property of their respective owners.
Summary: Of superheroes, villains, dastardly plots, Jack calling himself Captain Charisma, and Ianto in leather trousers.