Warnings: None really
Spoilers: None really.
Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood, I would have treated it better.
Author's Note: Happy Day After Doomsday, everyone! We're all still here, so that calls for a new story taking the mickey out of the whole idea. This is a sequel to Party Like it's 2012 so if you haven't read that yet, you may want to. Also, I've taken some liberties with a bit of Mayan history, although the names are those of true Mayan rulers. Balche is a mildly intoxicating beverage fermented from the bark of a particular tree and soaked in honey and water. Just so you know. *grins* This is also written for the Long Live Bingo Prompt, Pranking.
Summary: And so, it's the culmination of all of Apocalypse's plotting to make humans think the world is going to end. Death is personally glad it's over.
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