Warnings: Crack. Sheer, unadulterated crack. Oh, and a comedy decapitation...and yes, you can do that sort of thing
Spoilers: Nothing at all
Disclaimer: I don't own either Torchwood, which I think is a shame really.
Author's Note: Happy early Halloween! Yes, I should have been working on other things, but this just hit me and I had to write it. Blame it on my new love, "Sleepy Hollow.". At least the decapitation part.
Summary: War should really pay attention to what he's doing when on a battleground.
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