Title: Twelve Days from the Diary of Captain Jack Harkness
Summary: Ianto makes a bet with Jack. Which of them will be victorious and are there any real losers with this bet.
Characters: Jack and Ianto (mentioned)
Warnings: Cracky humour.
Disclaimer: See profile
Notes: Written for tw100 challenge: Twelve Days. I decided to to on literally twelve days with this. Enjoy and don't forget to leave a comment.
Twelve Days from the Diary of Captain Jack Harkness
I'm going to win this bet.
Don't miss sex. Not at all.
He's tempting me. Shirtless! Cheater.
Ianto sucking a lollipop. That's cruel and obscene. The way his tongue rolls over it.
He won't even give let me kiss him. Resolve fading. I might lose.
There's now a camera in the shower so I won't cheat.
Porn is blocked on hub computers. Owen isn't happy either.
I will win. Four more days.
Tight jeans. The devil has a new name: Ianto Jones.
No sex makes Jack a cranky boy.
Who knew carrots could be sexual.
I lost. Was worth it.