The Exploits and Conquests of Captain Swan Rocket

Title: The Exploits and Conquests of Captain Swan Rocket
Author: iantojjackh
Rating: R-ish
Characters: Ianto, Jack
Summary: While stuck at home recovering from a swan attack, Ianto finds something to pass the time. A bored Ianto is a dangerous thing.
Disclaimer: See profile
Warnings: Pure crack. Exercise caution while eating and drinking
Word Count: 620
Notes: written for trope bingo square: wingfic. Please let me know what you think. I took a bit of a different take on the wingfic.