Characters: Ianto, OC, Jack mentioned
Written For: Challenge 369: Awkward at tw100
Summary: Ianto’s fiendish plan goes a bit pear-shaped!
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: This was too long to start with, so I shortened it, then extended the first draft into a double drabble because I just couldn’t leave Ianto like that…