Characters: Jack, Ianto.
Summary: Jack’s behaviour is even stranger than usual, but Ianto will no doubt get to the bottom of it.
Word Count: 793
Written For: samuraiter’s prompt ‘Author's Choice, Any, This ... is my boomstick! (Army of Darkness),’ at fic_promptly. I misread the prompt slightly, but…
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters. They belong to the BBC.