Characters: Ianto, Jack, Tosh, Owen, Gwen.
Summary: The noise is appalling; nobody knows or cares what it is, Jack, Ianto, and Tosh just want it to stop before their heads explode.
Word Count: 1502
Written For: m_findlow’s prompt ‘Any, any, the most irritating sound imaginable,’ at fic_promptly.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters. They belong to the BBC.